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    Does god know unix?

    Take your time to understand this riddle.

    This is the funniest message I have ever read.

    GOD ONLINE
    ************************

    In the beginning there was the computer. And God said

    :Let there be light!

    #Enter user id.

    :God

    #Enter password.

    :Omniscient

    #Password incorrect. Try again.

    :Omnipotent

    #Password incorrect. Try again.

    :Technocrat

    *


    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

    :Let there be light!

    #Unrecognizable command. Try again.

    :Create light

    #Done

    :Run heaven and earth

    #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
    #Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

    :Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light

    #Unrecognizable command. Try again.

    :Create firmament

    #Done.

    :Run firmament

    #And God made the earth. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
    #Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

    :Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let
    the dry land appear and

    #Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

    :Create dry_land

    #Done.

    :Run firmament

    #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
    #Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

    :Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

    #Unspecified type. Try again.

    :Create sun_moon_stars

    #Done

    :Run sun_moon_stars

    #And God saw the day and the night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
    #Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

    :Create fish

    #Done

    :Create fowl

    #Done

    :Run fish, fowl

    #And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
    creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged
    fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.

    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
    #Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.

    :Create cattle

    #Done

    :Create creepy_things

    #Done

    :Now let us make man in our image

    #Unspecified type. Try again.

    :Create man

    #Done

    :Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have
    dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over
    every living thing that creepeth upon the earth

    #Too many command operands. Try again.

    :Run multiplication

    #Execution terminated. 6 errors.


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