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    :Insert breath

    #Done

    :Run multiplication

    #Execution terminated. 5 errors.

    :Move man to Garden of Eden

    #File Garden of Eden does not exist.

    :Create Garden.edn

    #Done

    :Move man to Garden.edn

    #Done

    :Run multiplication

    #Execution terminated. 4 errors.

    :Copy woman from man

    #Done

    :Run multiplication

    #Execution terminated. 3 errors.

    :Insert woman into man

    #Illegal parameters. Try again.

    :Insert man into woman

    #Done

    :Run multiplication

    #Execution terminated. 2 errors.

    :Create desire

    #Done

    :Run multiplication

    #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

    #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

    :Create freewill

    #Done

    :Run freewill

    #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

    #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

    :Undo desire

    #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

    :Destroy freewill

    #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
    #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

    :Help

    #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
    #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
    #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

    :Create tree_of_knowledge

    #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

    #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

    :Create good, evil

    #Done

    :Activate evil

    #And God saw he had created shame.
    *


    #Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn.
    1 errors.

    :Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

    #Search failed.

    :Delete shame

    #Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

    :Destroy freewill

    #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
    #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

    :Stop

    #Unrecognizable command. Try again

    :Break
    :Break
    :Break

    #ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR
    REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.

    :Create new world

    #You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files
    before new ones can be created.

    :Destroy earth

    #Destroy earth: Please confirm.

    :Destroy earth confirmed

    #COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 6 AT
    6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

    #And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Saturday, March 5.
    #Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.

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    Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a
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